Title: Breaking the Rules
Day/Theme: Oct. 2: Shiny Happy People
Series: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Character/Pairing: Shinichi/Ran
Rating: PG/K+
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“Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains. Deceased. Demised. Departed. Defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God’s way of saying, “Slow Down.” … To check out…To shuffle off this mortal coil…To head for the happy hunting ground…To blink for an exceptionally long period of time…To find oneself without breath…To be the incredible decaying man…Worm buffet…Kick the bucket…Buy the farm…Take the cab…Cash in your chips…And if we bury your ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike.”
-- Hunter “Patch” Adams and Bill Davis from Patch
( Death is such a relative thing. It stalked Shinichi like fangirls stalked Johnny Depp. )