[9-Mar-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Haruhi's Rules Of Order

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Title: Haruhi's Rules Of Order
Challenge: 9-Mar-2007 "the challenge: bring order to the whole"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

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Yuki walked up to Haruhi and silently handed her a book. "What's that?" Kyon asked.

"'Robert's Rules of Order'," Haruhi said. "I thought the SOS Brigade should conduct business properly."

"Why?" Kyon asked. "We just do whatever you want. Besides, rules of order are kinda complicated."

"Oh, how complicated can they be?" Haruhi said as she opened the book.

She skimmed through the first few pages... and growled. An uncomfortable silence fell over the room.

"All those in favor of just doing whatever I want," Haruhi said dangerously, "raise your hand."

The other four brigade members submissively raised their hands.