31_days | [8-Mar-2007] [Oh My Goddess!] Open Mouth, Self-Insert Foot

Title: Open Mouth, Self-Insert Foot
Challenge: 8-Mar-2007 "demons'll charm you with a smile for a while"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Hild, Mara
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: A self-indulgent obscure inside joke that probably only makes sense to me.
Notes: My One Thousandth Drabble/double-drabble, by my count. Thanks for reading!

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Mara was reporting some of her minor accomplishments to Hild.

"...and I also sabotaged some loser's creating writing hobby," Mara said. "I let him 'use' me in a one-off self-insert joke, and then I strung his muse along until he wrote out almost two dozen parts. It distracted him from a more serious project, and embarrassed him so much that he hid his writing for years."

"It must have been humiliating for you," Hild noted. "I wish I could've watched you squirm."

"It wasn't all bad," Mara said. "I was touched when he 'said' he liked my fangs..."

Hild sweat-dropped.