31_days | [7-Mar-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Zomby Woof

Title: Zomby Woof
Challenge: 7-Mar-2007 "you impersonate a person better than a zombie should"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Tsuruya
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
"Zomby Woof" by Frank Zappa.

"TSURUYA!!" shouted Haruhi. "We're ready for you now!!"

Tsuruya walked onto the set of The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina. "What do I do?" she asked eagerly.

"You've fallen under an alien spell," Haruhi said. "You've been turned into a lifeless mindless zombie..."

Tsuruya's face lit up in an infectious grin.

Haruhi frowned. "...and you menacingly shamble towards Mikuru-chan..."

Tsuruya snorted with barely-controled giggles.

Haruhi scowled. "...as she recoils in terror from your evil merciless attack—"

"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Tsuruya. "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

Does not take direction well, Haruhi thought to herself.