31_days | [24-Feb-2007] [Happy Lesson] Kissing To Be Clever

Title: Kissing To Be Clever
Challenge: 24-Feb-2007 "the clever son"
Based on: Happy Lesson
Characters: Chitose, Mutsuki, Satsuki
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Cheesy adult humor.

Happy Lesson © Media Works / KSS Films / ADV Films.

Mutsuki walked up to Chitose, late in the evening, as Satsuki was also walking by.

"Good night, dear," Mutsuki said to Chitose. She kissed him on the cheek.

"Hey!!" Satsuki said. "Whad'ya think yer doin'!?"

"Kissing Chitose good night," Mutsuki said. "Why can't a 'mother' kiss her son good night?"

"You know," Satsuki said, "he's our adopted 'son', and there isn't much of an age difference—"

"Oh, for pity's sake," Mutsuki said. "There's nothing wrong with kissing a family member." To prove her point, she suddenly kissed Satsuki.

"GAH!!" said Satsuki. "WHAT is WRONG with you!? You don't just walk up to someone and KISS them ON THE LIPS!!"

Mutsuki frowned. "What is the problem, Satsuki? We're adopted family too."

"Well, how would YOU like it if *I* did THIS!?" Escalating the battle, Satsuki grabbed Mutsuki's face with both hands and planted one on her.

Mutsuki struggled in the much stronger P.E. teacher's grip. "*mmmph*" she said weakly.

Chitose watched all this with jaw agape. He wasn't sure how he'd been clever enough to get two of his teachers to kiss, but he decided to wait and see if Mutsuki and Satsuki's argument would lead to a full-on make-out session.