31_days | [16-Feb-2007] [Tenchi Muyo!] Hang Over This

Title: Hang Over This
Challenge: 16-Feb-2007 "the (wo)man who walks like a beast"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ayeka, Ryoko, Tenchi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Tenchi Muyo! © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon / FUNimation.

"Ayeka?" said Tenchi. "I wish you'd stop calling Ryoko a 'monster woman'. If nothing else, she isn't that scary, except for when she's in a fighting rage..."

Just then, a strange creature shambled past Tenchi and Ayeka. Its hair was long and unruly, and its eyes narrow and bloodshot. It stumbled from side to side, breathing loudly through its mouth, and making pathetic bleating noises.

Tenchi and Ayeka silently watched Ryoko stagger away down the hall, occasionally bumping against the walls like a brute head of cattle herded through a corral chute.

"...and after she's been drinking," Tenchi said weakly.