31_days | [10-Feb-2007] [El-Hazard] Which Way Is Up?

Title: Which Way Is Up?
Challenge: 10-Feb-2007 "the lost husband"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Fujisawa, Miz
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written back in February 2003, but new to LiveJournal.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

Fujisawa and Miz carefully climbed down a damp rocky slope, and argued loudly.

"Miz, please," Fujisawa said. "I know where we're going."

Miz sighed. "This is obviously not Mount Lilicoco, darling. This is, in fact, a cave."

Fujisawa reached into his backpack and produced a map. "But, according to this map, we're on the southern slope of..."

Miz looked over his shoulder at the map. Then she took it from him, turned it upside-down, and handed it back to him.

Fujisawa gulped. "Oops."

Miz rolled her eyes and sighed again. "I told you that we should have stopped for directions."