31_days | [5-Feb-2007] [Azumanga Daioh] An Apple A Day Keeps Yukari Away

Title: An Apple A Day Keeps Yukari Away
Challenge: 5-Feb-2007 "the golden apple"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Chiyo, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gross-out humor.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.

Chiyo-chan walked walked up to Yukari's podium, and held up an apple. "For you, Miss Yukari," she said.

"Why, thank you, Chiyo-chan!" said Yukari. "It's a Golden Delicious, isn't it? I think I'll eat it now!"

"It was organically grown," Chiyo said, "so you should look out for—"

*CRUNCH*!! Yukari bit into the apple— and froze.

After a long silent awkward moment, Yukari turned to the blackboard, still holding the apple in her mouth with one hand. She wrote a message with her free hand:

I JUST BIT INTO A WORM. I WILL PASS OUT NOW.

"Understood," Chiyo said solemnly.