31_days | [4-Feb-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] The Data Entity's Guide To The Galaxy

Title: The Data Entity's Guide To The Galaxy
Challenge: 4-Feb-2007 "before the world was created"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, Yuki
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just another excuse to quote Douglas Adams.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Yuki suddenly looked up from her latest book. "Kyon?" she said.

"What is it, Miss Nagato?" Kyon walked up, and read over her shoulder as she pointed out a passage in her book:

There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Kyon and Yuki looked up at Haruhi in perfect unison, with eyes narrowed in suspicion.

Haruhi sweat-dropped. "WHAT!?" she snapped.