31_days | [30-Jan-2007] [Tenchi Muyo!] Warp Factor

Title: Warp Factor
Challenge: 30-Jan-2007 "I'll make you true"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ayeka, Ryoko, Washu
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gratuitous pun.

Tenchi Muyo! © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon / FUNimation.

Ayeka was arguing with Washu over the seedling of Ayeka's new Ryu-Oh. A bored Ryoko was lounging nearby.

"It's not growing properly!" Ayeka said. "It needs to be staked, or else the grain of the wood will be warped!"

Washu rolled her eyes. "Hold a straight-edge tool against it, if you like. It looks true to me."

Ayeka turned to Ryoko. "Doesn't it look misaligned to you?"

Ryoko shrugged. "If the two of you came up with it, it's gotta be warped."

Ayeka hung her head. "Did Ryoko just 'zing' us?"

"I do believe," Washu said, "we have been zinged."