[29-Jan-2007] [Oh My Goddess!] Clothes Unmake The Man

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Title: Clothes Unmake The Man
Challenge: 29-Jan-2007 "I'll make you honest"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Keiichi, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Poor Keiichi.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

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"Keiichi?" asked Urd. "You could never lie to Belldandy, right?"

"Of course not," Keiichi said. "She's a goddess, and she's also my— Urd?"

A tearful Urd embraced Keiichi. "I'm so sorry," she whispered. And then, she abruptly turned away, leaving Keiichi without explanation.

What was that all about?, Keiichi thought, as he walked into the next room.

Belldandy was standing in front of a full-length mirror, modeling a new sundress. It was a size too small for her, and her perfect figure nonetheless bulged at its seams.

"Keiichi?" asked Belldandy. "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Keiichi silently screamed.