31_days | [26-Jan-2007] [Fate/stay night] It Is Delicious Cake, You Must Eat It

Title: It Is Delicious Cake, You Must Eat It
Challenge: 26-Jan-2007 "a god's cake is better"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Shirou set a box with a note on his table. Saber, Rin and Ilya crowded round him.

"What's that?" Ilya asked.

"Dunno," Shirou said, as he opened the box. "It's a cake! What does the note say?"

Rin opened and read the note. "'Please enjoy this cake. —Gilgamesh.' Wait— what?"

Shirou blinked. "I didn't know Gilgamesh was a cook."

Rin face-palmed. "That's not the point, Shirou. Why would Gilgamesh send us a cake!?"

"Who cares?" Ilya said. "Let's eat!"

"Um, no," Rin said. "This is obviously a trick. Right, Saber?"

"*phmmmph mmmph mmmph*," said Saber through a mouthful of cake.