31_days | [25-Jan-2007] [Oh My Goddess' Sake!] Oh My Goddess' Sake!

Title: Oh My Goddess' Sake!
Challenge: 25-Jan-2007 "oh a god's sake is good"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Urd (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Nudity and drinking humor.
Notes: This is partly a sequel to this one.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

As Keiichi walked along the temple porch, he noticed an open and half-full bottle of sake by a post.

Urd must have forgotten that, he thought. I don't recognize the label... I wonder if the sake of Yggdrasil goddesses is stronger than Earth sake.

Keiichi picked up the bottle and took a pull from it.

Several days later, Keiichi regained consciousness.

"Excuse me," he said to a passer-by. "Can you tell me where I am?"

"nzuri, habari yako?" the man said.

Aw nuts, Keiichi thought. He probably can't tell me why I'm naked and completely covered in grape jelly, either.