31_days | [24-Jan-2007] [Fate/stay night] Rin Of Bad Luck

Title: Rin Of Bad Luck
Challenge: 24-Jan-2007 "before it got any worse than it already is"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.
Notes: This is a somewhat OOC out-take from episode 15 of the anime.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Shirou carried Saber into an abandoned house near Ilya's castle, followed by Rin.

"What are we going to do?" Shirou cried. "Saber's almost out of mana, GARcher is gone, and the Juggernaut and the psycho-loli are after us! HOW—"

"NO!!" Rin shouted. "DON'T SAY IT!!"

Shirou said it. "HOW can it get any WORSE!?"

As if on cue, the abandoned house collapsed.

After the dust settled, Rin called out from somewhere under the rubble. "Shirou? If we both somehow survive this, I'm going to kill you with my bare hands."

Shirou answered from under another mound of rubble. "Duly noted."