[20-Jan-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Cross Training Dressing

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Title: Cross Training Dressing
Challenge: 20-Jan-2007 "make someone else do the job"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Teh SOS Brigade.
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

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Kyon walked into the club-room, and saw Itsuki reading in Yuki's corner— wearing a girl's uniform.

"AAUGH!!" said Kyon.

Yuki walked up, wearing a boy's uniform. "Haruhi has instructed us to learn about each other," she explained, while breathing on Kyon's face.

Kyon face-palmed. "This is the dumbest idea Haruhi has ever had!!"

Mikuru also walked up, also wearing a disheveled boy's uniform. "This is, um, the dumbest idea, um, Haruhi has ever had!!" she said carefully.

Kyon blinked. "Wait... if Mikuru is me, then that means I'm—"

Haruhi tapped Kyon's shoulder, and held up Mikuru's maid uniform.

Kyon whimpered.