31_days | [11-Jan-2007] [The Princess Bride] Down With It On The Farm

Title: Down With It On The Farm
Challenge: 11-Jan-2007 "farm dog"
Based on: The Princess Bride
Characters: Buttercup, Westley
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: Probable mangled slang. (I brainstormed on alternate meanings for 'farm dog', and then it all went wrong.)
Notes: This is an out-take from the early part of the movie, when Westley and Buttercup still lived on the farm.

The Princess Bride © Act III Communications / The Princess Bride Ltd.

Buttercup looked around her. "Farm boy!!" she shouted.

Westley sauntered up. "'Sup, hotness?"

Buttercup frowned. "Have you cleaned the stables yet?"

"I'm down wit' it," Westley said, "Represent fo' sheezy."

Buttercup blinked. "Um... does that mean 'yes' or 'no'?"

"I ain't spittin' game, girl," said Westley. "I ain't sellin' no woof tickets. Jus' chillaxin'. You feel me?"

"I have no idea what any of that means," Buttercup said, mostly to herself.

"Hella naw!" Westley said. "What you trippin' for, girl? Be easy!"

Oh dear, Buttercup thought to herself. Perhaps my farm boy has been out in the sun too long.