31_days | [9-Jan-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] I Am Not A Kid

Title: I Am Not A Kid
Challenge: 9-Jan-2006 "What child? There was no child."
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Keiichi, Skuld
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.
Notes: This is an out-take from episode 3 of the OVA series.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

"I am NOT a kid!!" Skuld shouted, after throwing her pen at Keiichi's head. "BLEAH!!" She slammed the door shut.

"I'm sorry," Belldandy said.

"It's fine," Keiichi said. "She really is just a kid— OUCH!!"

This time, a furious Skuld had clonked Keiichi with a brickbat. "I SAID, I AM NOT A KID!!"

"Are you alright!?" Belldandy cried. "I am so sorry!!"

Keiichi rubbed his poor head. "Well," he said weakly, "like I said, she's—"

Belldandy glanced back at the doorway, and saw Skuld holding an 18-pound bowling ball. "Um, Keiichi?" she said nervously. "Maybe you should stop saying that."