31_days | [7-Jan-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Missing The Mission

Title: Missing The Mission
Challenge: 7-Jan-2007 "don't remember and don't repeat"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, Mikuru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Mikuru passed Kyon just outside the club-room. She was wearing a long coat, fedora and dark glasses.

Kyon sweat-dropped. "Uh, Mikuru-chan?"

"I'm on a secret mission for the SOS Brigade," Mikuru whispered. "Tell no one. Forget that you saw me."

Ohh-kay, Kyon thought as he entered the club-room.

Haruhi greeted him. "Seen anything unusual today?"

"Well," Kyon said, "Mikuru was on a secret mission—"

"FAIL!!" Haruhi shouted. "I told her to tell you to tell no one!!"

Kyon face-palmed. "If you don't have anything better to do than play mind games with us," he growled, "then this whole club fails."