[5-Jan-2007] [Fate/stay night] Truly, Mudly, Deeply

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Title: Truly, Mudly, Deeply
Challenge: 5-Jan-2007 "You're so messy. Please, marry me."
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rider (mentioned), Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy misogynistic adult humor.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

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A bedraggled Saber trudged back to Shirou's house. She was unharmed, but she was completely covered in thick mud.

"SABER!!" Shirou ran up. "What happened!?"

"Rider ambushed me," Saber said wearily. "We fell into hand-to-hand combat, and we fell into a clay pit in a construction area as we fought. Forgive me, Master, but Rider escaped..."

"That doesn't matter," Shirou said, "as long as you're alright, and we can be together." Ignoring the mud, he embraced Saber.

Oh my, Saber thought. Shirou is very thoughtful.

The next time Saber and Rider mud-wrestle, Shirou thought, I hope I get to watch.