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31_days2006-11-30 04:21 pm
incandescens) wrote in 31_days2006-11-30 04:21 pm
[November 30th] [Bleach] chewtoys
Title: chewtoys
Day/Theme: November 30th / and the little ones chewed on the bones
Series: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Yachiru, others
Rating: G
"Multiple depressed skull fractures," Unohana said, checking off the entries on her clipboard. "Lacerations. Brain haematoma. And the concussion from the first impact, of course."
"Bah." Zaraki gestured dismissively. Everyone except Unohana ducked.
"The solution is simple," Kurotsuchi hissed. "Install a steel plate in his skull. I'll be glad to perform the operation myself . . ."
Ikkaku tried to hide under the sheets.
Zaraki dangled Yachiru by the scruff of her neck. "Now you listen here. No more chewing on the moron's head. I don't care how shiny it is."
"But he makes funny squeaky noises," Yachiru whined.
"Hard luck," Zaraki growled.
Day/Theme: November 30th / and the little ones chewed on the bones
Series: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Yachiru, others
Rating: G
"Multiple depressed skull fractures," Unohana said, checking off the entries on her clipboard. "Lacerations. Brain haematoma. And the concussion from the first impact, of course."
"Bah." Zaraki gestured dismissively. Everyone except Unohana ducked.
"The solution is simple," Kurotsuchi hissed. "Install a steel plate in his skull. I'll be glad to perform the operation myself . . ."
Ikkaku tried to hide under the sheets.
Zaraki dangled Yachiru by the scruff of her neck. "Now you listen here. No more chewing on the moron's head. I don't care how shiny it is."
"But he makes funny squeaky noises," Yachiru whined.
"Hard luck," Zaraki growled.