31_days | [19-Nov-2006] [Fate/stay night] JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

Title: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
Challenge: 19-Nov-2006 "god's lioness"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Sakura, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None (besides the swearing in the title).
Notes: Just in case anyone is wondering— the title was a popular 4chan meme for awhile.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

"Yeah, Saber likes lions," Shirou said to Sakura. "I mean, she liked that stuffed-toy lion—"

Sakura interrupted him. "No, Shirou. You misunderstood. I didn't ask if Saber liked lions. I asked, 'isn't Saber like a lion?'"

They both turned to Saber, who was seated at the heated table. She was messily devouring a tangerine, savagely tearing it apart with her fingers, like a lion tearing at the carcass of a wildebeest.

Shirou sweat-dropped. "Fer cryin' out loud, Saber! What did that poor tangerine ever do to you!?"

A tear trickled down Sakura's cheek. "Nature can be so cruel," she wept.