31_days | [Nov 16] [Bleach] Note to self: get fangirl drool removed from clothes

Title: Note to self: get fangirl drool removed from clothes

Day/Theme: he wishes for the cloths of heaven
Series: Bleach
Characters/Pairings: Aizen Souske
Rating: G

16. he wishes for the cloths of heaven

Aizen sighed.
His clothes had to be sent to the laundry again to remove the fangirl drool that Hinamori had deposited on them.
This time he'd send them with one of the lesser seats and not with her.

He shook his head as he bundled the soggy linen together. Heavens knew how he had managed to remove Gin's insidious hair from his clothes when the snaky man had been his lieutenant. The itchy fibres had gotten in everything he owned.

He had been rather glad when the man became a captain himself.

If only he could do the same to Hinamori, shunt her off to become a captain, if only there were positions.
He heaved another sigh.

He couldn't go off and kill any of the others as well; maybe he could kill himself, but that was messy and generally frowned upon.

The clothes were shoved into the laundry bag by his door and he tried to return his thoughts to normal.
If only the script he was reading didn't talk about God.

'God must have an incredible laundry service to keep up with all that drool...' he thought as he skimmed through the book detailing various practices of worship. 'Maybe I could go and ask him if I can borrow it...'

There was one big problem though. God wasn't in Soul Society.

And so, Aizen Souske plotted a way in which he could finally get his dream: clean, fragrant smelling clothes without hair or drool upon them.