31_days | [29-Oct-2006] [El-Hazard] Ifurita For Dummies

Title: Ifurita For Dummies
Challenge: 29-Oct-2006 "RTFM"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Ifurita, Makoto
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
Notes: Written back in March 2002, but new to LiveJournal. This takes place shortly after the end of the first OVA series.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

Makoto set a very old and large book on a table, in front of Ifurita. "I've been meaning to give this to you ever since you came back."

Ifurita opened the book, carefully turning the ancient pages while reading them at superhuman speed. "This is... about me?"

"I think it was written by your creators," Makoto said. "It was found in some ruins a few months ago. Dr. Schtalubaugh thought it might help me find you."

"There is much here that I did not know about myself," Ifurita said. "Thank you, Makoto."

Ifurita continued to read for awhile. Then she looked up to find Makoto fidgeting. "Is something wrong?"

"Uh... I've read the whole book, and... it's none of my business, but..."

Ifurita smiled sweetly. "Dearest Makoto. You have seen my memories, and given me yours. There are no secrets between us. If you have questions, I will answer them if I can."

"Well..." Makoto sat beside her, and turned to a marked page. "Can you really do this... and this... and... this? And all at the same time?"

Ifurita's eyes widened slightly. "Oh my... I believe that I can, yes. Would you like a demonstration?"

Makoto's nose was bleeding.