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31_days2006-10-27 01:55 am
harktislark.livejournal.com) wrote in 31_days2006-10-27 01:55 am
October 26 // Naruto // valley of males
Title: valley of males
Day/Theme: October 26 // --but I'm having your baby!
Series: Naruto
Character/Pairing: Naruto
Rating: PG
Word Count: 98
Notes: Admitted stretching of theme, but hey, it's implied.
Day/Theme: October 26 // --but I'm having your baby!
Series: Naruto
Character/Pairing: Naruto
Rating: PG
Word Count: 98
Notes: Admitted stretching of theme, but hey, it's implied.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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“Naruto?”
“Yeah?”
“Is there a reason the Kazekage included a clause in our latest trade agreement that hinged upon ‘the sated pleasure of Uzumaki Naruto’?”
“Huh?”
“Oh, and I’ve been meaning to ask, is there a reason for Hyuuga Neji’s recent obsession with yellow? Did you know it’s been quite a distraction for his fellow teammates (which says a lot, since that would include Lee)?”
“What?”
“…Why has Sasuke been keeping his neighbors up at night with, reportedly, certain vulgar proclamations?”
“Uh…maybe because in the valley of males, the one with a female form is queen?”
“Excuse me?”
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“Naruto?”
“Yeah?”
“Is there a reason the Kazekage included a clause in our latest trade agreement that hinged upon ‘the sated pleasure of Uzumaki Naruto’?”
“Huh?”
“Oh, and I’ve been meaning to ask, is there a reason for Hyuuga Neji’s recent obsession with yellow? Did you know it’s been quite a distraction for his fellow teammates (which says a lot, since that would include Lee)?”
“What?”
“…Why has Sasuke been keeping his neighbors up at night with, reportedly, certain vulgar proclamations?”
“Uh…maybe because in the valley of males, the one with a female form is queen?”
“Excuse me?”