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incandescens ([personal profile] incandescens) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2006-10-26 04:13 pm

[October 26th] [Bleach] darling, I have wonderful news

Title: darling, I have wonderful news
Day/Theme: October 26th, -- but I'm having your baby!!
Series: Bleach
Character/Pairing: Renji, Ichigo, Rukia
Rating: G


Ichigo was an interesting shade of pale. "It's not possible," he moaned.

Renji snorted. "Of course it is. You were the one who wasn't interested in protection --"

"I gave you a condom!"

"Transmissions of soul energy isn't stopped by just a condom," Renji explained.

"You're a man!"

Renji waved a hand. "I'm a shinigami."

Ichigo hit the floor with a thump and lay there whimpering.

"Well," Renji said, walked out, and shut the door behind him.

Rukia raised an eyebrow.

Renji sighed and handed over a coin. "Okay. It's true. The kid believes anything you tell him about Soul Society."