[17-Oct-2006] [Fate/stay night] You've Got Grail

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Title: You've Got Grail
Challenge: 17-Oct-2006 "Jerusalem syndrome"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is an out-take from the last episode of the anime.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

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Saber walked up to Shirou. They gazed upon the prize of their final battle.

"I will destroy the Holy Grail," Saber said solemnly.

After a moment, Saber spoke again. "Master, your orders? If you do not command it, I cannot destroy it."

"fgsfds," said Shirou.

Saber frowned. "Pardon?"

"Notary sojac," Shirou said. "Lorem ipsum. Gazonk. Arfle, barfle, gloop."

Oh dear, Saber thought to herself. Either Shirou is having a profound religious experience, and his fervor has manifested itself in theopneustic glossolalia... or else he has taken one too many blows to the head, and brain damage has finally set in.