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October 16 // Naruto // it's something called. . .
Title: it's something called. . .
Day/Theme: October 16 // you looked better on MySpace
Series: Naruto
Character/Pairing: Jiraiya/Tsunade
Rating: G
Word Count: 82
Notes: AU.
Day/Theme: October 16 // you looked better on MySpace
Series: Naruto
Character/Pairing: Jiraiya/Tsunade
Rating: G
Word Count: 82
Notes: AU.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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“Forgive me if I say so, my dear, but you look a tad less stunning than your image online.”
“How dare you.”
“But my dear, you are absolutely in impeccable condition for, ah, the number of years you possess.”
“. . . Thank you.”
“If I may—”
“You may not.”
“Well, regardless, I am so very curious as to how you managed to make yourself seem even lovelier in that delectable photograph you posted.”
“. . . It’s something called Photoshop.”
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“Forgive me if I say so, my dear, but you look a tad less stunning than your image online.”
“How dare you.”
“But my dear, you are absolutely in impeccable condition for, ah, the number of years you possess.”
“. . . Thank you.”
“If I may—”
“You may not.”
“Well, regardless, I am so very curious as to how you managed to make yourself seem even lovelier in that delectable photograph you posted.”
“. . . It’s something called Photoshop.”