31_days | [1-Oct-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Mountain Grown

Title: Mountain Grown
Challenge: 1-Oct-2006 "coffee and a kick in the pants"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Keiichi
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Previously written, back in February 2003, but new to LiveJournal.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

"Thank you for making breakfast, Keiichi," said Belldandy.

Keiichi turned to the camera. "Belldandy doesn't know it, but I've secretly replaced the Darjeeling tea that she usually drinks with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if she notices."

Belldandy sipped from her cup, and frowned.

Her hands began to shake. Then her whole body began to shake. And then, she fell back, and grabbed a wall to steady herself. The entire temple began to shake with her.

"K-K-Keiichi?" she stammered, as the temple began to crumble under her jittery caffeinated goddess strength. "I th-th-think y-y-you m-m-made m-m-my t-t-tea a b-b-bit t-t-too s-s-strong..."