31_days | [29-Sep-2006] [Excel Saga] Certified And Certifiable

Title: Certified And Certifiable
Challenge: 29-Sep-2006 "immigrants and revolutionists"
Based on: Excel Saga
Characters: Excel, Pedro
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is an out-take from episode 1 of the TV series.

Excel Saga © Young King Hours / J. C. Staff / ADV Films.

"Miss Excel?" asked Pedro. "What's wrong?"

"The police are here, on the construction site," Excel whispered. "They're searching for illegal workers."

"Don't worry," Pedro said. "I am a documented immigrant. I have nothing to fear from the Immigration Bureau."

"It's not you I'm worried about," Excel whispered. "I'm actually a secret agent involved in an elaborate scheme to conquer the world."

"Is this another one of those stupid Japanese jokes?" Pedro asked.

Excel forgot herself. "Hail Il-Palazzo-sama!!" she shrieked.

"I do not know exactly what medications you are taking," Pedro said, "but please do not operate any heavy construction equipment."