31_days | [17-Sep-2006] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Flyer In Your Face

Title: Flyer In Your Face
Challenge: 17-Sep-2006 "the dead of Stalingrad adjure us"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, Mikuru (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Notes: The members of the White Rose were captured after they distributed leaflets.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Haruhi stormed into the SOS Brigade club-room, and shoved a handful of flyers in Kyon's face. "HERE!!" she shouted. "Hand these out!"

"Wasn't Mikuru-chan handing out flyers?" Kyon asked.

"Yes," Haruhi said, "but I put her in her bunny-girl outfit, and she got detention for wearing it again, so—"

"WHAT!?" Kyon jumped to his feet. "You got Mikuru-chan in trouble, and abandoned her in detention!?"

"WAIT!!" Haruhi called after Kyon as he left for the detention room. "What about the flyers?"

"If I wasn't a gentleman," Kyon growled, "I'd tell you to take those flyers and shove 'em up your—"