[8.9.05] [Azumanga Daioh] Letters to Yomi

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Title: LETTERS TO YOMI
Day/Theme: Anno mirabilis
Series: Azumanga Daioh
Character/Pairing: TomoxYomi
Rating: PG

Dear Yomi,

This is my secret letter to you. I bet you didn’t know about this, Miss I’m-So~o-Smart. Ha, now I have the uppar upper hand, missy. You will never know the pile of letters I’ve been writing to you since childhood. The past few years, though, I’ve been doing it around New Years.

I live my life from day to day. I’d almost call it my moto motto, but I don’t read into things (like myself) too much. Ethier Either I don’t like to, or I can’t. You do all that kind of stuff for me, I guess.

Anyway, I’m going somewhere with this, yeah.

So the idea of a whole year passing by is nearly impassible impossible for me to imagine. Maybe this is why I started doing this to begin with, eh? Probabaly Probably not.

To tell you the truth, I doubt you really know me. I mean, we’ve been friends since the begginning beginning of time, but still, all you know is my loudmouth side. That’s the largest side of me, sure, but it’s not all of me.

This is why I wright write you letters. On these sheets of paper I can explain to you what I’m really like; what I really feel; what I really want to say. Things like I’m gay, or I think my nose is too big. Or I think I love you.

You’re the smart one. Well, then, why didn’t you calaculate calculate this? You take the tests, and you figure out all the right answers. Well, why couldn’t you figure me out?

You see why I never actually give you these letters? I don’t have a way with words. Fuck it, I can’t even spell right most of the time. Chiyo-chan probably can write peotry poetry half-asleep.

Did I ever tell you that sometimes I’m so jealous of Chiyo-chan? Mostly because I think that maybe if I were her insteed of myself, you would like me. I could talk to you about smartass stuff and you’d be proud to be my girlfriend. I could make you something for your birthday and Christmas, and you’d give me a sinceer sincere, greatful grateful smile.

I think its it's the snow. It’s infecting my brain with its coldness and whiteness, which is making my brain spout funny things like I like Yomi and let’s wright write her a letter. I should buy a gianthuge flame thrower and burn down all the snow. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Now, for my annuall annual list. Things You’ve Done To Drive Me Up A Wall This Year:
1. You told me in the spring how you though thought this boy was really cute, and kept saying things like do you think he thought I was pretty? And just to piss you off I mentioned how much udon you ate.
2. You think your you're fat (I put this down every year).
3. You keep your hair so long. I want run my hands through it so much they aeck ache.
4. You ate all the ice cream at my house during the summer whenever we had sleepovers.
5. You don’t think you’re absolootly absolutely gorgious gorgeous.
6. You called me an idiot with the feelings of a plank of wood. My feelings are large and . . . plentiful?

I don't wanna can’t think about this any more, because instead of this list making me want to tear off an arm or an ear, it’s making me want to call you just to hear the sound of your always-exasperated voice.

Your right. I am an idiot. If I had any brains, I would know that it’s stupid and pointless to love you. The reasons are plenty. I’ll just get depressed if I pick some out spesificaly specifically.

This letter is making me depressed period. Have a great New Year, Yomi.

Sen Sincee Love,
Tomo.