31_days | [27-Jul-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Ain't She A Stinker

Title: Ain't She A Stinker
Challenge: 27-Jul-2006 "there's something magic in the air"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Keiichi, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: General weirdness.
Notes: I don't know if Japan has (SPOILER), but then, I'm pretty sure Japan doesn't have Yggdrasil goddesses, either.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Keiichi awoke to a horrible smell that filled the temple. Gah!, he thought. One of Urd's potions must have exploded again. But I don't remember any 'stink-bombs' this strong.

As Keiichi walked towards the bathroom, it only got worse. It's like something from Nifelheim, he thought. I hope Urd hasn't 'gone dark' again...

He opened the bathroom door— and found Urd apparently bathing in blood.

Keiichi ran away screaming.

Belldandy leaned into the bathroom. "Is the tomato juice cutting the musk from the skunk that attacked you?"

"Yeah," Urd said, "but now, I have a craving for a 'Bloody Mary'."