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incandescens) wrote in 31_days2006-07-21 04:04 pm
[July 21st] [Saiyuki] Genjou Sanzou's Five Rules For Dealing With Morons
Title: Genjou Sanzou's Five Rules For Dealing With Morons
Day/Theme: July 21st / Treat him like a lady
Series: Saiyuki
Character/Pairing: Sanzou-ikkou
Rating: G
1) Don't allow them to ask directions. "Where all the cannibal youkai are coming from," does not get a good response.
2) Don't let them talk to women; the women either get embarrassed by the flirting or have personal tragedies we end up having to sort out.
3) Don't let them talk to anyone. It saves time.
4) Don't let them read the map. I refuse to believe we need to go past that many wine-shops.
5) Don't let them waste time having psychologically meaningful experiences and resolving past traumas. There's a mission to be finished. (Besides, that's your job.)
Day/Theme: July 21st / Treat him like a lady
Series: Saiyuki
Character/Pairing: Sanzou-ikkou
Rating: G
1) Don't allow them to ask directions. "Where all the cannibal youkai are coming from," does not get a good response.
2) Don't let them talk to women; the women either get embarrassed by the flirting or have personal tragedies we end up having to sort out.
3) Don't let them talk to anyone. It saves time.
4) Don't let them read the map. I refuse to believe we need to go past that many wine-shops.
5) Don't let them waste time having psychologically meaningful experiences and resolving past traumas. There's a mission to be finished. (Besides, that's your job.)