31_days | [9-Jul-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Infoamed

Title: Infoamed
Challenge: 9-Jul-2006 "am I encased in this devil's plan?"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Mara, Hild
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Nudity and creepy humor. (This is what happens when I take a challenge literally.)
Notes: In the OMG! anime, Mara sleeps in her coffin fully clothed. In the manga, she sleeps in the nude. Guess which continuity I chose?

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Mara awoke to a loud knock on her closed coffin lid. Suddenly, the lid was pulled open, and the naked Mara found Hild standing over her.

"GAH!!" Mara wasn't a modest demon, but she still tried to cover herself in the presence of her superior.

Hild addressed Mara sternly. "Mara? I regret to inform you that, due to your poor 'sales', we're transferring you to another 'market'."

Mara's face fell. "Forgive me, Milady. I'll get dressed—"

"There's no need for that," Hild said. "To cut costs, we're shipping you in your coffin."

Mara blinked. "Wait— what?"

A helper demon appeared. It began to spray liquid packing foam into Mara's coffin. "YEEEK!!" said Mara. "That's COLD!!"

The foam set instantly, leaving Mara helpless with only her face exposed. Hild leaned in and kissed the whimpering Mara's cheek. "Have a nice trip, love," Hild said.

The helper closed the coffin lid, and nailed it shut. "Shall I take her away now?" it asked.

"Not yet," Hild said. "I want to hear her beg for mercy when she realizes that I added itching-powder to your packing foam."

"Oh, that's just mean," the helper said.

Hild winked coquettishly. "That's why I'm the daimakaichou, dear."