31_days | [5-Jul-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part Four)

Title: Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part Four)
Challenge: 5-Jul-2006 "you're my front-page story"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
"Veteran Of The Psychic Wars" by Blue Oyster Cult.

Keiichi, Belldandy and Urd walked up to Skuld and Mr. Uselessness Amplifier.

"Skuld?" said Belldandy. "Please turn that machine off. It's leaking uselessness."

"Yeah," Keiichi said. "My computer won't even print the title page of my term paper."

"And the potion I brewed today had no effect at all on Keiichi!!" Urd said.

Skuld smirked. "Your potions are always useless, Urd— HEY!!"

Urd lunged past Skuld, and grabbed Mr. Uselessness Amplifier's power lever. Unfortunately, it ratcheted up to "LUDICROUS POWER" and broke off.

"Okay," Keiichi said, "raise your hand if you didn't see that coming."

No one raised their hand.

TO BE CONCLUDED...