31_days | [3-Jul-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part Two)

Title: Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part Two)
Challenge: 3-Jul-2006 "this is a mystery not to be solved"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Skuld
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
"Veteran Of The Psychic Wars" by Blue Oyster Cult.

Skuld walked into the friendly neighborhood Radio Shack. "Can I help you, Miss?" a salesman asked.

"Let's see..." Skuld double-checked a shopping list. "I need an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, an interociter that can withstand a sudden charge of sixty thousand volts, and a machine that goes 'PING!'."

"That's some serious hardware, Miss," the salesman said. "May I ask why you need it?"

Skuld answered with one word— a word that's strangely even more terrifying when cute li'l brown-eyed girls say it— with absolutely no hesitation or humanity.

"REVENGE."

The salesman gulped. He kept any further questions to himself.

TO BE CONTINUED...