31_days | [2-Jul-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part One)

Title: Veterans Of The Psychic Wars (Part One)
Challenge: 2-Jul-2006 "I got my secret weapon"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This takes place after the "Robot Wars" manga story (or episode 14 of the new TV series).

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.
"Veteran Of The Psychic Wars" by Blue Oyster Cult.

Megumi and Skuld had agreed to a private Robot-War rematch, after their first battle ended in a draw.

As Keiichi, Belldandy and Urd watched, Megumi revealed her robot first. She pulled away a tarp to reveal a small pile of barely-mobile junk.

Skuld smirked. "That's your robot? It's... it's..."

"That's right," Megumi said. "It's useless."

Skuld suddenly whimpered.

"In fact," Megumi said menacingly, "it's the Most. Useless. Machine. EVAR!!"

"AIEEE!!" Skuld fled in terror, conceding defeat.

"Wow," Keiichi said. "That was clever, to attack the operator's phobia, instead of her weapon."

"Weapons are always useless in the end," Belldandy noted.

TO BE CONTINUED...