http://ashirabe.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ashirabe.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2006-03-09 06:50 pm

[march 9] [bleach] those ghastly little traps

Title: Those Ghastly Little Traps
Date/Theme: March 9 | Nothing quite so least as truth
Series: Bleach
Characters: Urahara/Yoruichi
Rating: PG-13
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He’s always liked to philosophize right after sex. It’s a rather strange habit, except for the fact that it is he who does it, which reverts it into something not quite so strange. At least that’s how she views it, but she hasn’t ever said anything because it’s in her nature that she’d rather watch him squirm.

In fact, aside from the sex, she looks forward to each night as a chance to cut in on his wonderful calculations, reminding him of the things she thinks are rather obvious and that he’s overlooking.

Tonight he spoke against one of these remarks, saying, “Honesty is a virtue.”

But she licked her lips and purred, “Which are boring.” And, of course, it’s hard to argue with the cat that’s got your tongue, and so: to the victor goes the spoils.