31_days | [10-Feb-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Stick 'Em Up

Title: Stick 'Em Up
Challenge: 10-Feb-2006 / "pick up my love with chopsticks"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Skuld, Keiichi, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Rating: General.

Just an excuse for Belldandy to quote Nyamo from Azumanga Daioh.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

After sitting down to dinner, Belldandy watched Skuld chase a morsel of food around her plate with her chopsticks.

"I've been meaning to mention this for a long time," Belldandy said. "You don't hold your chopsticks correctly. You have to hold them so they're open in the back."

"Like this?" Skuld fumbled with her sticks in her gloved hands.

"No, no. Like this." Belldandy held out her chopsticks, and effortlessly picked Keiichi up by his collar with her goddess strength.

Keiichi sweat-dropped. "Uh, Belldandy?..."

"Why are you complaining?" Urd said. "Guys like you love it when women pick you up."