31_days | [2-Feb-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Tittered

Title: Tittered
Challenge: 2-Feb-2006 / "child found crying in the winter tree"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy, Urd, Keiichi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Rating: PG-13, for cheesy adult humor.

I'm sorry.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Belldandy was sweeping a light snow from the rear of the temple, when she heard a "chick-a-dee-dee-dee" sound from a nearby tree.

Two winter songbirds flew to Belldandy's arms. "Why, hello there!" she said. "All of nature's children are welcome here."

Urd walked up. "Nice tits, Belldandy! Can I hold 'em?"

"Alright," Belldandy said, "but please be gentle." She guided the birds to Urd's open hands.

"Belldandy, your tits are so soft and warm!!" Urd said loudly.

Keiichi suddenly ran past them, holding his nose and trying to stifle a massive nosebleed.

Urd giggled. "That's what Keiichi gets for eavesdropping."