[1-Feb-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Fable Foible

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Title: Fable Foible
Challenge: 1-Feb-2006 / "long lost fables"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Rating: General.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

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"Hey, Keiichi," said Urd. "Let me tell you a story..."

"But it's the middle of the afternoon," Keiichi said, "and I'm too old for bedtime stories, and—"

Urd gave Keiichi a dope-slap, and then, she continued. "There once was a young man who lived with a beautiful goddess. They loved each other very much, and yet, they rarely even kissed. This greatly annoyed the goddess' sister.

"Keiichi, can you tell me the lesson of this story?"

"Yup," Keiichi said, resigned to his fate. "You're greatly annoyed with me, and you're gonna give me another dope-slap."

Urd gave Keiichi another dope-slap.