31_days | [12-Jan-2006] [Oh My Goddess!] Snow Bunny

Title: Snow Bunny
Challenge: 12-Jan-2006 / "what the snowman learned about love"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 200 words
Rating: General.

(Inspired by an old joke from an episode of 'Tang's Comics'.)

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Keiichi and the goddesses had gone skiing for the weekend.

Keiichi was a good skier, and he had pulled ahead of the others. He came to a gentle stop near a grove of large pine trees, and suddenly noticed someone coming out of the trees.

An unearthly pale young woman was drifting towards him, above the snow. She seemed to be wearing a nightclub outfit, complete with high heels, bow tie, and bunny ears.

In an instant, Belldandy was at Keiichi's side. She cleared her throat, in a dangerous way. "Exactly what do you think you're doing, Yuki-san?"

The snow maiden gasped, and then humbly bowed. "Belldandy-sama? Please forgive me. I didn't know that he was yours."

Keiichi watched the apparition return to the trees and disappear. "Wait a minute," he said, as Urd and Skuld caught up. "Was that the snow maiden? I thought she wore a pure white kimono."

Urd shrugged. "You need more than a kimono to catch a man's eye, these days. Or rather, less."

"That poor girl," Keiichi said sadly. "She's gotta be cold, dressed like that."

Urd, Skuld, and even Belldandy gave him an 'oh, come on' look.

Keiichi grinned sheepishly. "Oh, right. Sorry."