31_days | [27-Dec-2005] [Oh My Goddess!] Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me

Title: Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Challenge: 27-Dec-2005 / "three darts of mistletoe"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld
Type: Cross-over; humor; 200 words
Rating: PG, for weird adult humor.

Little Shop Of Horrors © Santa Clara Productions.
Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Keiichi walked into a room decorated for the holidays, and found three goddesses standing under three darts of mistletoe. "We're waiting," Urd said in a teasing sing-song voice.

Keiichi nervously pecked Skuld on the cheek. She blushed, and quickly turned away. "Can I go now, Urd?"

After receiving another chaste kiss, Urd winked. "Saving your best stuff for Bell, eh? Well, she's waiting for you. And my specially-bred mistletoe will help bring you two together."

As Urd followed Skuld out of the room, Keiichi walked up to Belldandy, nervously gazing at the mistletoe above her. But Belldandy's shy sweet smile distracted him. "Keiichi?" she whispered, and held out her arms.

And then, just as they embraced, they screamed in terror as the third mistletoe came to life. Long tendrils shot out, wrapping them together face-to-face in a leafy green cocoon.

Keiichi laughed nervously. "Urd meant that literally, I guess."

"This is very strange," Belldandy said, "but it's not so bad..."

They kissed.

And then, Belldandy yelped, and turned very red. "Oh, Keiichi! Did you just pinch me?"

Keiichi gulped. "I wish I could, but I can't move a finger."

"FEED ME," said the mistletoe.

"Uh oh," said Keiichi and Belldandy.