[Dec 11] [G1 Transformers] Music to Someone's Ears

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Title: Music to Someone's Ears
Date/Theme: Dec. 11 / The sound of droned sea song
Series: G1 Transformers
Characters: An Autobot who shall remain anonymous or else it will ruin the pun, Blaster
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these lyrics! Credits to follow.*



"Hurrrrry, hurrrrry, hurrrrry!
Buy my rrrrice and currrrrry!
So hurrrrry, hurrrrry, hurrrrry!
Buy onnne forrrrr two
Special prrrrice forrrr you!"

Thunk.

"He sinnnngs the sonnngs that rrrremind him of the good tttimes
He sinnnngs the sonnngs that rrrremind him of the bettterrrr tttimes

I get knocked ddddownnn
But I get up againnnn
You'rrrrre neverrrr gonnnnna keep meeee downnn"

Thunk.

"Evennnn olllddd Nnnnnew Yorrrrkk
Was onnnnce Nnnnew Amsterdammm
Why ttthhhey channnnged it, I cannnnn't say
People justtt liked it bettterrrrrr that way"

Thunk.

"Livvinnnnnn' la viiiiiddda lllocccccaa!"

A stomping sound came from the hallway outside the Ark lounge, then the red and gray form of the Autobot communications officer loomed in the doorway, glaring within before stomping over to yank the plug of the karaoke machine out of the wall. "Sea Spray, my audio receptors ain't takin' any more!" He turned and directed a small concussive wave from his speakers at the nautical minibot, just enough to knock him onto his aft -- and, more importantly, away from the microphone. He then stomped back out of the lounge.

Sea Spray picked himself up, dusting his backside off. "Sheeesh. Evverrrrybody's a crrritic!"


*Song credits: Doctor Bombay - "Rice and Curry"
Chumbawamba - "Tub-thumping"
They Might Be Giants - "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
Ricky Martin - "Livin' La Vida Loca"