[19-Jul-2021] [Evangelion] I'd Tell You ...

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Title: I'd Tell You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You
Date/prompt: 19-Jul-2021 "Secrets is a daily word"
Fandom: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Characters/pairing: (several)
Type/word-count: Humor; 100 words
Rating/warnings: Teen+Up for possible adult humor.

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