31_days | [28-Nov-2005] [Oh My Goddess!] Historical Citation

Title: Historical Citation
Challenge: 28-Nov-2005 / "visions of Damascus"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Belldandy, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Rating: It's stupidly silly.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Keiichi and Belldandy found a worried Urd studying a clay tablet covered in cuneiform script.

"What's that?" Keiichi asked.

"A parking ticket," Urd said. "I forgot to pay it, and I only just found it again."

"Surely they wouldn't hold you to it after thousands of years," Keiichi said.

"Damascus is the oldest continuously inhabited city on Earth," Belldandy said. "Yggdrasil would hold Urd to it."

"How'd you get a parking ticket in ancient Damascus?" Keiichi asked.

"I left Sleipnir standing in the street," Urd said, "and I was cited for parking an eight-legged horse in a four-legged horse zone."