[July 16] Final Fantasy VIII - Unicorns

[kalloway]

Title: Unicorns
Day/Prompt: July 16/Zombies vs. Unicorns
Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Character/Pairing: Laguna, Kiros
Rating/Warning(s): AA
Word Count: 180
Summary: "Hey, Kiros, I need your opinion on something."
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"Hey, Kiros, I need your opinion on something."

Kiros looked up from the files he'd been sorting, his expression oddly unreadable.

"Selphie wants my opinion on who would win a battle between ninjas, pirates, zombies, unicorns, or narwhals," Laguna explained.

Kiros sighed.

"And I'm thinking unicorns, but I'm also not sure what a narwhal is and why moombas aren't on the list. If they were, I think they'd win."

Laguna brought his pen to his mouth thoughtfully. He then checked to make sure the cap was on it, which it surprisingly was.

"I suppose I can tell her all of that," he continued. "But what do you think?"

Kiros was quiet for a long moment.

"Pirates," he finally replied. "Perhaps they could team up with the unicorns and ride them?"

Oh! Selphie probably hadn't even thought of that. A perfect strategy.

"I'll let her know!" Laguna quickly and perhaps luckily put down his pen and instead started typing a reply.

He knew he'd asked Kiros for a reason.

And... he probably needed to apologize again for the mess of files.