31_days | [25-Nov-2005] [El-Hazard] I Predict A Riot

Title: I Predict A Riot
Challenge: 25-Nov-2005 / "riot on an empty street"
Based on: El-Hazard OVA
Characters: Fatora, Alielle, Nanami
Type: Humor; 200 words
Rating: General.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

Alielle found Fatora sobbing pathetically. "Lady Fatora!!" she cried. "What's wrong!?"

"Rune cut my clothing allowance by five percent!" Fatora wailed.

Alielle gasped. "How terrible!... and I'm not just saying that because you buy my clothes too."

Fatora agreed. "My subjects will be devastated if I can't keep up with the latest fashions! Why, there will be anarchy in the streets!"

Alielle blinked.

Fatora cleared her throat. "I said, there'll be anarchy in the streets!!"

"Oh!" Alielle bowed. "Right away!"

Nanami lounged in the open doorway of her restaurant, taking a mid-afternoon break.

Alielle ran up the empty street, waving her arms in the air and screaming wordlessly. "AAUGH!! AAUGH!! AAUGH!!"

Nanami sweat-dropped. "Um, Alielle?..."

Alielle explained. "I have to spread anarchy by direct order of Princess Fatora."

Nanami frowned. "Apparently, someone isn't clear on the meaning of 'anarchy'."

"I also have to cause some property damage." Alielle looked for a rock or a brick, but found only a small pebble. The tiny girl threw it at the front of Nanami's restaurant. It harmlessly bounced off the stone wall, causing no damages whatsoever.

Nanami sighed sadly. Violent social upheaval just ain't what it used to be, she thought to herself.