31_days | [Feb 21 2020] [Hypnosis microphone] Couple exercises

Title: Couple exercises

Date/prompt: 21. It's early in the morning, and they are doing this thing together.

Fandom: Hypnosis Microphone

Characters: Samatoki, Jyuto and Rio

Rating/warnings: Dialogue only. Couple workout double dare hanging crunches are apparently, according to Google, a thing. Who knew. Would not try any of this at home.

Jyuto: Ten. Remind me why I’m doing this again?

Samatoki: Fifteen Because haa… someone said plain old squats were boring.

Jyuto: Eleven. You’re heavier than me.

Samatoki: Sixteen. Stop complaining. I’ll be done faster and then we can swap. Don’t you dare drop me.

Jyuto (pants): T-wel-twelve. ha. Haaa.

Samatoki: Seventeen. What. Is the desk bound Usa chan out of breath already?

Jyuto: Thi-thirt-een. Shut. Up. Oh. God. I think I smell... cooking.

Samatoki: Eighteen. Oi. If you think you’re going to hurl, don’t do it into my face.

Jyuto (really out of breath): Four... Fuck. I can’t… breathe...

Samatoki: Just stand then. Nineteen... Just one… more....

Rio (rumbles): What are you guys doing?

Samatoki (sounds suspiciously chirpy): Ahhh. Rio. Just a little light exercise before breakfast. Really works up an appetite. Right Jyuto? Jyuto?

Jyuto making gagging sounds: Hurk.

Samatoki: Oh shit.

…

Rio: I was going to tell you. We’re having pancakes.

Jyuto: Ah ha. Rio, just pancakes (mutters under breath) I realize I might not entirely want to know, (voice gets louder) with?

Rio: With honey.

Samatoki: Just honey?

Jyuto: I was waiting for you to say honey ants. Or something.

Rio: Arisugawa-san brought me a box of pancake mix yesterday. The honey was a gift from Kannonzaka-san. I don’t have butter but some of these grubs are really fat…

Samatoki: Ahhh. It’s ok you know. I’ll pass. Honey is perfect. Ooi Jyuto. You probably want to eat something before you pass out again.

(soto voce) And try not to look so relieved for crying out loud, it’s not like Rio is blind.

Jyuto (whispers): I can’t help it. It’s just so…amazingly normal.

Samatoki (mutters): For once...

…

Rio: So. Really. Hanging crunches? On top of squats?

Samatoki: What. I thought I’d challenge myself. And Jyuto of course.

Jyuto: I would have been fine. You were gripping me too tightly.

Rio: It’s just that, if you and Jyuto wanted to go off and have athletic sex before breakfast I know a nice clearing.

Samatoki: WHAT?