[20 Feb 2020] [Hypnosis Microphone] Why don't we just TELL him

[firehawk05]

 

Title: Why we don’t just TELL him

Date/prompt: 20. I have a brief confession that I would like to make.

Fandom: Hypnosis Microphone

Characters: Jyuto, Samatoki, Rio 

Rating/warnings: G. Er.  I own nothing. The MTC boys are dorks.  Also, please do not eat bear at home.   

Friday afternoon. 

So. You coming this evening? 

Jyuto groans. Don’t remind me. I can still taste the snake in my mouth from last week. 

Actually. I was going to tell you. I got my subordinates to sort it out. So usa-chan won't have to worry. Samatoki grins wolfishly. 

Oh.  Really? Jyuto takes off his glasses and rubs his nose bridge tiredly. Why don’t I feel reassured. 

You want to just say it to his face and make him depressed? Come on... 

No… But…

It’ll be fine.  I have a great plan.  

…

Meanwhile. Somewhere in a forest in Yokohama

You sure we’re supposed to do that? 

What. We have to make sure Aniki gets the freshest and best meat possible!

…

Friday Dinner

Oh god. I smell something cooking... 

Relax. Yo. Rio! What’s for dinner?

Curry. Actually you’re just in time. I’d like a word with you two…

…

Rio holds up a cooler bag filled with shrink wrapped styrofoam trays of marbled beef. 

Care to explain how this landed up in my snares? he rumbles, a perplexed look on his face.

Jyuto groans while Samatoki facepalms. 

Those idiots…Ne.  Rio. I...

Actually, Jyuto cuts in brightly, I have a confession to make. 

…

So. You were gifted this excellent beef and wanted to share it with me. Without hurting my feelings? 

Yes, Jyuto continues, bowing slightly, I realize I should have been more straightforward but… 

Actually. This is a good thing. Thanks to your excellent meat, I managed to kill the bear that was raiding the other snare.

White teeth flash in the firelight.  The grin of triumph on Rio’s face is horrific to behold. 

Tonight we feast on bear curry!